Good Evening.
Tonight on Tinkertown Gnews, we bring you a shocking, and disturbing exclusive. Be warned, the following report contains imagery which some of you may find offensive.
Late last evening, reports began to circulate northern Kalimdor of a disturbance on Mt. Hyjal. We immediately scrambled to send a reporter to the scene, but unfortunatly, a strange eldritch green shield prevented him from entering the mount until later - by which time the damage was done. Nevertheless, our top wizarding minds are now attempting to decipher the strange coded message encountered by our intrepid agent - something about aborted transfers and capacity. We're as baffled as you are.
Our reporter did manage to finally get past the strange shield, but as we said, the disturbance was over. He brought back a horrific tale of butchered residents, carcasses strewn all around, and the wilful murder of our dear friend and colleague, Kaz'rogal the Tender.
No more will Kaz (as he liked to be called) come to our garden parties, he won't be able to pet the fluffy bunnies with the children, and you can throw out that green tea he was so fond of.
Also, Molly, from Tarren Mill? - your husband, Bob the Landscape Architect, who was working on the Mount... won't be coming home this evening....
<Pause, and sounds of sniffling>
The only evidence we have of the perpetrators of this cruel and malevolent act is this image, captured on Cosmic Central Thaumaturgivision.
Who are they, and who will bring them to justice?
We apologise for the disturbing image of Human Paladins getting their wings out in this report.
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